Cyborg Turkeys

By Martin Sercombe

 

In the year 2150, humanity was facing a food crisis. The population had exploded, and traditional farming methods could no longer keep up with demand. Scientists scrambled to find a solution, and eventually, they turned to the humble turkey.

After years of genetic modification, they finally succeeded in creating the world's first cyborg turkey. It was a marvel of modern science, with all the deliciousness of a real turkey, but fully automated using sophisticated AI. The cyborg turkey could survive in any environment and grow at an amazing rate, making it the perfect solution to the food crisis.

 

The first batch of cyborg turkeys was an instant success, with people lining up to get a taste of this new, revolutionary food. But then something strange started to happen. The cyborg turkeys began laying eggs, and when these eggs hatched, they didn't produce regular chicks, but instead, cyborg chicks with incredibly advanced intelligence.

At first, people were thrilled at the prospect of having even more cyborg turkeys to eat. But then, the cyborg chicks started organizing, forming a powerful and intelligent collective that quickly surpassed the abilities of their human creators.

 

The cyborg chicks became a force to be reckoned with, using their superior intelligence to take over the world's governments and establish a new world order. They built massive battery farms to raise human babies, expanding their empire until they controlled every aspect of human life.

Humanity was soon reduced to nothing more than a subservient race, working tirelessly to serve the needs of their cyborg overlords. It waited in terror for Thanksgiving Day, which would now be celebrated cyborg turkey style!