The Complaint Department


 by Glen L. Bledsoe 

So you got a complaint about something. Maybe you bought a used car and it’s a piece of junk. You try to take it back, but the salesman brushes you off. Or maybe your neighbor’s dog barks all night and the police don’t want to do nothing about it. Or maybe there are laws to protect innocent people that just aren’t getting enforced. If you complain on Facebook or some other pansy social media platform you’re bound to get trolled by some kid who doesn’t even shave yet. So instead you call Terrence and Jimbo. And guess what? They just talk to the guys and hardly ever have to hurt anybody to get their cooperation. And the best part is the Mr. Parnelli keeps them on contract, so it don’t cost you a dime. What's to complain about?


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