by Glen L. Bledsoe
Dear Aunt Sassy, There is a man who I am madly in love with, but he pays no attention to me. He drools over a red-head at lunch who doesn't care about him in the least. How do I get him to notice me?
Frustrated
Dear Frustrated, If he ain't paying attention and you're sending signals, then leave a tack on his chair. Keep doing that and he'll try to figure out who is doing it. If you get caught just give him, you now, The Look. He'll get the idea. Moral: the way to a man's heart is through the seat of his pants.
AS
