Hand Lotion

 

by Glen L. Bledsoe 

"I don't suppose nobody has got any hand lotion around here, Frank said with an impatient look on his face. "My hands are as raw as raw rawhide."

Becky Johnson who had been trying to cozy up to Frank for years said, "Why don't you help yourself to some of Buster Hand Creme right behind you?"

"I'm not smelling like no pansy florist shop," Frank retorted. "Just because the Sheriff smells like a lady's hanky doesn't mean I want to."

"Oh no, Frank," Becky said batting her eyes at him. "This lotion will make your hands smell like leather. You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

"Leather?" Frank said in surprise. "Why don't you squirt me a handful in my palm? I'd like to give it a try."

Talk of the Town

 

by Glen L. Bledsoe 

"Have you noticed how Sheriff Pete smells?" Lucy said.

"I try not to," Bud replied trying to be nonchalant.

"He smells like he fell into a perfume bottle," she said.

"You don't mean he's. 99

"No, of course not. Haven't you noticed the way he's hanging around Miss Jane with that silly looking on his face."

"Oh, that."

Lucy punched Bud lightly on the shoulder. "Yes, that!" she said.

(To understand why they're talking about see Sheriff Pete and the Bar of Soap.