The Package

By Martin Sercombe

 

It was a dark and stormy night in Luang Namtha. The streets were strangely empty, as if the entire town had heeded a warning.

As I was making my way to my hostel an old man approached me, carrying a large package.  I could see it was wrapped in tattered brown paper and tied with fraying string

"Excuse me, sir," the old man said in broken English. "You help me, please? I cannot carry this package any farther."

I hesitated for a moment, unsure if I wanted to get involved. But something about the old man's earnest expression and the strange aura around him made me curious.

"O.K." I said, reaching out to take the package.

"Thank you, thank you," the old man said, bowing deeply. "You are kind person. Please, take package to edge of town and open. I give you money."

He pressed a wad of crumpled bills into my hand and hurried off into the night, leaving me alone with the mysterious parcel.

As I walked, I couldn't help but wonder what could be inside. Was it a valuable treasure, a dangerous weapon, or something even more sinister? I found myself growing more and more uneasy with each step. Then a strange rustling movement came from within.

Finally, I reached a field and set the package down on the road side. I took a deep breath and carefully untied the string, my heart pounding in my chest. My hands shaking, I pulled the paper away and revealed what was inside.

A very startled monitor lizard wriggled out and vanished into the darkness.

Time Writer

 


by Glen L. Bledsoe 

This device may look like the familiar typewriter found on desktops in households around the world, but in fact this little gem serves a different purpose. It is a rare ChroniCo Time Writer. Instead of being used to type words on paper, pressing its bewildering arrangement of keys allows you to change the present and the future by rewriting the past. First developed by Fascists to rewrite history in their favor during the 20th century this particular model is in poor repair and is limited in its capacity to do little more than command/control-Z to undo whatever you’ve just done in the previous five minutes. Which can be useful if you’ve just knocked over the honey-pot in the kitchen or accidentally backed over your neighbors dog with you car.

The Gismotron

 By Martin Sercombe

 

Are you tired of the same old boring toys that can't keep up with your child's imagination? Look no further than the Gismotron! This incredible new toy is guaranteed to fulfill every child's wildest dreams and take their playtime to the next level.

The Gismotron isn't just any ordinary toy - it's a high-tech wonder that can do things you never thought possible. With its cutting-edge technology, the Gismotron can transform into any creature your child desires. Want to play with a dragon? No problem! How about a unicorn? Done!

But that's not all - the Gismotron also has a built-in teleportation device, so your child can travel to any place in the world in the blink of an eye. Want to visit the pyramids in Egypt? Easy-peasy! How about exploring the depths of the ocean? No sweat!

But wait! The Gismotron also has a special feature that allows your child to communicate with aliens from outer space. Your child will be the envy of all their friends when they bring home their new alien best friend forever!

‘But what if the alien turns nasty?’ you ask. No problem. The Gismotron’s laser blasters and voice activated machine gun fire will quickly resolve any disagreements in the playground.

So what are you waiting for? Get your child the Gismotron today and watch their imaginations soar to new heights!

Sheets

 



by Glen L. Bledsoe 

Have you ever wondered why ghosts are depicted as looking like people with sheets draped over them? Perhaps because people sometimes do throw sheets over their heads and mock the dead by pretending to be ghosts. I don't know that I believe in ghosts. I suspect that we are so tied to our bodies that when our bodies fail that whatever is left (if anything) is too fragile to make its self known. Perhaps the prototypic ghost shape represents some other phenomena.

A member of my immediate family is something of an amateur ghost hunter. He shared with me a video he took of phenomena that looks something like a traditional ghost. Less so a man with a sheet over his head than a source of glowing energy like an elongated jelly fish. If you wish to see the video and judge for yourself, you may watch it here: youtu.be/B73JT×15g7